Now That's What I Call Haunted Magazine!

Define the Paranormal? Many have tried, many have failed, many are still trying and the best of luck to them. Haunted Magazine has never tried to define the paranormal, never tried to understand it and nor we will ever attempt to. It is what it is, we just surf the paranormal waves, soaking up the flotsam and jetsam that often comes with it, bottling the best bits, adding spooky dialogue, a pinch of salt, eye of a newt and all that and hey presto Haunted Magazine arrives like an orb in a china shop.

We are back, we survived 2016, not that we are saying that we are celebrities but we are quite well thought of in Milton Keynes, we have a couple of fans in Berwick-upon-Tweed and apparently there's a Haunted Magazine fan club in Prestatyn. 

IS DOOFUS DISEASE HITTING THE UK?

 UNIDENTIFIED FAKE OBJECT??

information supplied by J.Welsh, Corroborating Evidence Operations

UOOOH, dynamite. What the hell is happening?

Will this be the first and last ever Ghost Hunt at Britain's oldest shop?

Haunted locations are ten-a-penny these days, every town, city, hamlet, village lays claim to the most haunted property EVER in the histories of haunted properties. Every county also states that they are the "most haunted" county in the UK. 

The question on everyone's lips, well maybe a few of you, is "when does a location become haunted?" Does it have to be investigated first to be labelled as a paranormal place of activity? Can a demon play tricks and cause havoc in a location but because no one is there saying "did anyone see that" or "woah, what the hell was that" is it just wasting it's time, does it want and need and thrive an audience?

HELP US!! Our Facebook page is being kidnapped by a Paranormal Team!!

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST 20TH OF JANUARY!!

Social media, it's been around for a few years now, it's like it was never not part of our lives, I can't actually remember the last time I went out of a night and there wasn't a mention of it anywhere on Facebook or Twitter.

If a group of people go out into the woods and a tree falls down BUT no one captures it on photo, films it as a LIVE video or talks about it on social media.... DID IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?

S to Z to D - THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: DO THE MATHS (or as they say in USA 'do the math')

A Zombie Apocalypse would wipe out humankind in just 100 days, students calculate. 

University of Leicester physics students explore feasibility of surviving viral infection.

FACEBOOK FUNERALS: GO LIVE AFTER DEATH??

CELEBRITY DEATHS TRIGGER OUTPOUR OF FACEBOOK MOURNERS

2016 WITNESSED an unusual amount of celebrity deaths, including music legends George Michael, Prince, David Bowie, actress Carrie Fisher and sporting hero, Mohammed Ali, all of which have prompted worldwide mourning via social media. Unofficial tribute and memorial pages are created the moment the news of a celebrity passing breaks, often set up by management or fans, while some celebrities’ Twitter accounts and official Facebook pages remain active for fans to engage with.

EVER BEEN SNOGGED BY A GHOST WHILST DOING POTTERY?

PATRICK SWAYZE HAD READY BREK THAT MORNING

No? What about pashed by a phantom? Smooched by a Succubus? Still no? Ah, you've never lived. 

Maybe that whisper in your ear whilst you're ghost hunting is more than a whisper, maybe it's an amorous attempt to get intimate by an Incubus. Jeez, I don't know, I am just trying to build up this blog post.

now that 2016 has finally buggered off, how DID YOU celebrate its demise?

Can anyone remember as a kid the time when your parents let you stop up on New Year's Eve till midnight? I think I was about 8 or 9 and whilst stopping up until after the witching hour is commonplace with me now, there was something magical and wonderful about sharing the last night of the year with your family. 

NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR KNIGHTS? SIT ROUND TABLE AND READ THIS.... YOU'LL BE SIR PRISED!!

LANDS OF LEGENDS CELEBRATE ‘KING ARTHUR’ 

Links to England, Scotland and Wales celebrated ahead of blockbuster 2017 film

The new blockbuster film King Arthur: Legend of the Sword directed by Guy Ritchie hits UK cinemas on 24 March 2017.  It stars Charlie ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Hunnam, as the protagonist, alongside Jude Law, Eric Bana and David Beckham YES YOU HEARD RIGHT DAVID BLOODY BECKHAM

POSSESSION IS NINE TENTHS OF THE LAW..... WIN OUTCAST DVD AND IT'S TEN TENTHS!! IT'S YOURS THEY CAN'T TAKE IT OFF YOU!!

it's here, DAY 3 of the most talked about advent calendar in the history of advent calendar competitions, and even though it's a Saturday and we are busy roasting our chestnuts on an open fire we still have taken the time to run this for you, no it's OK no need to say thanks...

DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ** DAY 2**

it's here, DAY 2 of the most talked about advent calendar in the history of advent calendar competitions, it's been talked about that much that in our office the internet and social media went down and I had to talk to the other people in the office, they seem like nice people.

Congrats to Diane Pinkston who was the winner of Day 1, bagging her self three books in the process.

And boy do we have a give away and a half for you this time, well its more than that, we have 4 amazing books for 4 lucky lucky people.

Now I am sure that most of us know who John Carpenter is NO not John the Carpenter, the chippie from down the road, we mean iconic film maker John Carpenter, he of the Fog, the Thing, Halloween, Christine and many many other films that you've probably watched countless times over.

DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ** DAY 1**

it's here, the most talked about advent calendar competition since the local fire station gave away a ladder in someone's stocking ... drum roll please, (sausage roll will do)

a man looking through a window

DAY 1 of the DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR!!

We promised NOT to launch our advent calendar until we got 5000 members on our Haunted Magazine chat page https://www.facebook.com/groups/HauntedDigitalMagazine/ and now that we have 5000 and 8 members, and in the immortal words of Gary Barlow, "I guess now it's time".... to open window number 1 of the Dead Good Haunted Magazine Advent Calendar...

So, take a look at this handsome chap on your left, what a looker eh? There he is peering through the window of the Haunted Magazine offices, eager to get a look into Day 1 of the Dead Good Haunted Magazine Advent Calendar, can you see the delight in his eyes, as to what he is seeing? Take a peek yourself, have a look, go on look closer, CLOSER, CLOSEEEERRR!!