NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR KNIGHTS? SIT ROUND TABLE AND READ THIS.... YOU'LL BE SIR PRISED!!

LANDS OF LEGENDS CELEBRATE ‘KING ARTHUR’ 

Links to England, Scotland and Wales celebrated ahead of blockbuster 2017 film

The new blockbuster film King Arthur: Legend of the Sword directed by Guy Ritchie hits UK cinemas on 24 March 2017.  It stars Charlie ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Hunnam, as the protagonist, alongside Jude Law, Eric Bana and David Beckham YES YOU HEARD RIGHT DAVID BLOODY BECKHAM

POSSESSION IS NINE TENTHS OF THE LAW..... WIN OUTCAST DVD AND IT'S TEN TENTHS!! IT'S YOURS THEY CAN'T TAKE IT OFF YOU!!

it's here, DAY 3 of the most talked about advent calendar in the history of advent calendar competitions, and even though it's a Saturday and we are busy roasting our chestnuts on an open fire we still have taken the time to run this for you, no it's OK no need to say thanks...

DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ** DAY 2**

it's here, DAY 2 of the most talked about advent calendar in the history of advent calendar competitions, it's been talked about that much that in our office the internet and social media went down and I had to talk to the other people in the office, they seem like nice people.

Congrats to Diane Pinkston who was the winner of Day 1, bagging her self three books in the process.

And boy do we have a give away and a half for you this time, well its more than that, we have 4 amazing books for 4 lucky lucky people.

Now I am sure that most of us know who John Carpenter is NO not John the Carpenter, the chippie from down the road, we mean iconic film maker John Carpenter, he of the Fog, the Thing, Halloween, Christine and many many other films that you've probably watched countless times over.

DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ** DAY 1**

it's here, the most talked about advent calendar competition since the local fire station gave away a ladder in someone's stocking ... drum roll please, (sausage roll will do)

a man looking through a window

DAY 1 of the DEAD GOOD HAUNTED MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR!!

We promised NOT to launch our advent calendar until we got 5000 members on our Haunted Magazine chat page https://www.facebook.com/groups/HauntedDigitalMagazine/ and now that we have 5000 and 8 members, and in the immortal words of Gary Barlow, "I guess now it's time".... to open window number 1 of the Dead Good Haunted Magazine Advent Calendar...

So, take a look at this handsome chap on your left, what a looker eh? There he is peering through the window of the Haunted Magazine offices, eager to get a look into Day 1 of the Dead Good Haunted Magazine Advent Calendar, can you see the delight in his eyes, as to what he is seeing? Take a peek yourself, have a look, go on look closer, CLOSER, CLOSEEEERRR!!

HELL IS EMPTY, that's because Conrad Williams is here instead, guest blogging...

Blog tours are great, aren't they, it's like a guest appearance on a TV show, say BBC's the one show, where inbetween stories about migrating bats, a sinkhole in peckham and a fun way of eating food via chopsticks they bring on a guest to talk about what they're upto, today we have the pleasure of Conrad Williams who is on one of these kind of Blog tours, guesting on people's blogs and he doesn't have to drive to a studio or pretend to chat to people he don't really like. WE LOVE IT...

WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS CONRAD WILLIAMS?

Conrad Williams has written eight novels, four novellas and two short story collections. One won the August Derleth award for Best Novel in 2010, while The Unblemished won the International Horror Guild Award for Best Novel in 2007 (he beat the shortlisted Stephen King on both occasions). He won the British Fantasy Award for Best Newcomer in 1993, and another British Fantasy Award for Best Novella (The Scalding Rooms) in 2008. His work has also been shortlisted for the Shirley Jackson Award and the Crime Writers’ Association Daggers.

Conrad's topic on this particular leg of this particular blog tour is all about locations, why he chooses certain locations and so on, enjoy!!

DO GHOST HUNTERS EVER RETIRE? OR DOES THE HUNTER BECOME THE HUNTED?

K2 - THE GHOST HUNTER'S WEAPON??

Paranormal people of the world, listen up... have you ever thought of ditching the dowsing rods, selling the spirit box or kicking the K2 Meters into touch? Or will it be a case of one weekend you're calling out for contact and the weekend after you're whispering ghostly thoughts to yourself  saying "i knew ghosts were real" as you try and throw a marble at someone you didn't particularly like in your team when you were alive....

"Have you made plans to retire from the paranormal, have you thought about where you will spend your ever greying haired golden years?"

AYUP ME DUCKS!! CAN GHOSTS UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE CHUFF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?

JUST LET ME FEAST ON THIS NUGGET FIRST THOUGH

Can a posh ghost understand a paranormal group from t'North? You may laugh (or as they say in poshville, you may "guffaw"), but think about it, you're at this beautiful location, an old castle where Henry VIII once lived, he's there (in spirit) watching you, observing you, having a right royal look around when one of you pipes up "ayup King H, mek a noise, do summat, touch one of us mi duck". Can you imagine the startled look on his chubby bearded face, the bewilderment, the shock...  he'd probably drop down as dead as a doornail, if he wasn't already dead.

PARANORMAL PAUL PERFORMS POPULAR PONGY PERFUME PARODY

Comedian, panto legend and lover of the paranormal Paul O’Grady has landed a starring role in 2016’s cheekiest Christmas video. Inspired by the nation’s worst Yuletide stenches, household odour eliminator Febreze has partnered with O’Grady to release a short parody film called 12 Stinks of Christmas.

In the film, Paul reluctantly dons a dashing elf costume and, supported by vocals from The London Community Gospel Choir, recounts the smells which torment us at Christmas. These include cheap perfumes, sweaty Santa suits and, of course, turkey curries. It even features a cameo from Paul’s beloved dog Olga.

Christmas is a time for festive cheer, but it’s not without its irritations. Research by Febreze revealed cleaning up after the carnage of Christmas Day, guests who overstay their welcome and unpleasant festive smells are the top bah humbugs for Scrooges across the country.

YORK HAS THE MOST HELPFUL GHOSTS!! (probably)...

THREE HAPPY GHOSTS FROM YORK

York is the UK city with the best community spirit – and Wolverhampton has the WORST, according to new research.

Hull was voted the second most neighbourly city, ahead of Hull, Belfast, Derby, Plymouth, Wrexham, Newcastle, Swansea, Cardiff and Glasgow.

While at the other end of the friendliness chart, Wolverhampton was followed by Portsmouth, Preston, Milton Keynes, Nottingham, Southampton, Cambridge, Liverpool, Oxford and Lincoln.

VR PARANORMAL, the future of Ghost Hunting??

Hey, we aren't fortune tellers at Haunted Magazine, although cross my palm with four of those new £5 notes and we'll gladly do you a reading. 

But what would that reading consist of:

Would we declare that the paranormal world will finally see an inner calm of peace and tranquillity from the people involved in the paranormal world?


Would we say that in 2017 a whistle blower ghost will finally spill the beans on the paranormal from their side, admitting that they're just mucking about and when your K2 meter goes wappy it's actually them holding their ghost phones next to it?

GROUND CONTROL THE PAYMENT’S GONE...

NATIONWIDE MAKES HIGHEST EVER CONTACTLESS PAYMENT ON THE EDGE OF SPACE

Nationwide has completed the world’s highest ever contactless payment – more than three times higher than Mount Everest and as cold as Antarctica - as a poll names ‘tap and pay’ technology as one of the most convenient innovations of the 21^st Century.

Do you know your AYE AYES from your NARWHALS? Nope, neither did we UNTIL NOW!

The Cute, the Mad, and the Scary: Check Out the World’s Most Amazing Animal Collection A new infographic from Pokies.net.au explores the most incredible and amazing animals around the world. Are you prepared for the most magical world safari ever?