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"Have you made plans to retire from the paranormal, have you thought about where you will spend your ever greying haired golden years?"
Whether you have or you haven't it's all irrelevant to us BUT pension experts Profile Financial have brought out one of those modern type infographic things advising of the UK's best cities to retire to, of course they're haunted too, don't worry about that, there's 40 odd counties in the UK (probably more) and you can bet your bottom PSB-11 that there's 40 odd claims for "come and visit the most haunted county in the UK" (you know what we're talking about)...
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Detailing the top thirty places to retire, it covers a wide range of factors, from serene parks and churches (both potentially haunted) through to cinemas and golf clubs (again both potentially haunted), so you can check out the best places to spend your golden years.
"AND shut the front ... of the laptop down, thereby disabling your Alice Box YOU WILL BE SURPRISED as to what cities are at the top of the list, but don't worry they're all haunted" (allegedly)Here are the top five:
- Birmingham, thanks to its low house prices, great entertainment options, and high number of parks and pubs
- Edinburgh, which lost only a few points in its spread of churches and cafes
- Glasgow, which excels with the most golf courses on the list – 18 more than Edinburgh (ranked number 2 on the list)
- Liverpool, suffering on entertainment but riding high on home and retirement home prices and places to meet
- Belfast, making it into the top five because of its excellent house prices
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Carlisle has the least crime in the UK – but it only makes it to number 28 on the list due to also having the lowest number of entertainment options in the thirty cities included. You’ll be safe if you retire there… but you might be a little bored.
Right at the top of the scoreboard, Birmingham has the UK’s best entertainment options for retirees, covering cinemas, golf courses, pubs, and a number of other leisure activities. And in case you didn’t get your pension sorted in time, not to worry – it also has one of the cheapest average house prices, at only £174,491.
So, if you ever decide to stop spook seeking, 'ang up the Alice box or oust the Ouija board then you might want to consider one of these cities OR NOT as the case maybe.
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(via Profile Financial).So, if you ever decide to stop spook seeking, 'ang up the Alice box or oust the Ouija board then you might want to consider one of these cities OR NOT as the case maybe.
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