DO GHOST HUNTERS EVER RETIRE? OR DOES THE HUNTER BECOME THE HUNTED?

K2 - THE GHOST HUNTER'S WEAPON??

Paranormal people of the world, listen up... have you ever thought of ditching the dowsing rods, selling the spirit box or kicking the K2 Meters into touch? Or will it be a case of one weekend you're calling out for contact and the weekend after you're whispering ghostly thoughts to yourself  saying "i knew ghosts were real" as you try and throw a marble at someone you didn't particularly like in your team when you were alive....

"Have you made plans to retire from the paranormal, have you thought about where you will spend your ever greying haired golden years?"

AYUP ME DUCKS!! CAN GHOSTS UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE CHUFF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?

JUST LET ME FEAST ON THIS NUGGET FIRST THOUGH

Can a posh ghost understand a paranormal group from t'North? You may laugh (or as they say in poshville, you may "guffaw"), but think about it, you're at this beautiful location, an old castle where Henry VIII once lived, he's there (in spirit) watching you, observing you, having a right royal look around when one of you pipes up "ayup King H, mek a noise, do summat, touch one of us mi duck". Can you imagine the startled look on his chubby bearded face, the bewilderment, the shock...  he'd probably drop down as dead as a doornail, if he wasn't already dead.

PARANORMAL PAUL PERFORMS POPULAR PONGY PERFUME PARODY

Comedian, panto legend and lover of the paranormal Paul O’Grady has landed a starring role in 2016’s cheekiest Christmas video. Inspired by the nation’s worst Yuletide stenches, household odour eliminator Febreze has partnered with O’Grady to release a short parody film called 12 Stinks of Christmas.

In the film, Paul reluctantly dons a dashing elf costume and, supported by vocals from The London Community Gospel Choir, recounts the smells which torment us at Christmas. These include cheap perfumes, sweaty Santa suits and, of course, turkey curries. It even features a cameo from Paul’s beloved dog Olga.

Christmas is a time for festive cheer, but it’s not without its irritations. Research by Febreze revealed cleaning up after the carnage of Christmas Day, guests who overstay their welcome and unpleasant festive smells are the top bah humbugs for Scrooges across the country.

YORK HAS THE MOST HELPFUL GHOSTS!! (probably)...

THREE HAPPY GHOSTS FROM YORK

York is the UK city with the best community spirit – and Wolverhampton has the WORST, according to new research.

Hull was voted the second most neighbourly city, ahead of Hull, Belfast, Derby, Plymouth, Wrexham, Newcastle, Swansea, Cardiff and Glasgow.

While at the other end of the friendliness chart, Wolverhampton was followed by Portsmouth, Preston, Milton Keynes, Nottingham, Southampton, Cambridge, Liverpool, Oxford and Lincoln.

VR PARANORMAL, the future of Ghost Hunting??

Hey, we aren't fortune tellers at Haunted Magazine, although cross my palm with four of those new £5 notes and we'll gladly do you a reading. 

But what would that reading consist of:

Would we declare that the paranormal world will finally see an inner calm of peace and tranquillity from the people involved in the paranormal world?


Would we say that in 2017 a whistle blower ghost will finally spill the beans on the paranormal from their side, admitting that they're just mucking about and when your K2 meter goes wappy it's actually them holding their ghost phones next to it?

GROUND CONTROL THE PAYMENT’S GONE...

NATIONWIDE MAKES HIGHEST EVER CONTACTLESS PAYMENT ON THE EDGE OF SPACE

Nationwide has completed the world’s highest ever contactless payment – more than three times higher than Mount Everest and as cold as Antarctica - as a poll names ‘tap and pay’ technology as one of the most convenient innovations of the 21^st Century.

Do you know your AYE AYES from your NARWHALS? Nope, neither did we UNTIL NOW!

The Cute, the Mad, and the Scary: Check Out the World’s Most Amazing Animal Collection A new infographic from Pokies.net.au explores the most incredible and amazing animals around the world. Are you prepared for the most magical world safari ever?

A LONG TIME AGO in a village in Hertfordshire just off the M1...

1976 to be precise there was a studio in this village called Elstree, some sci-fi film was being made there by a director whose first name was George, it left behind a legacy. That film was Star Wars, that director was George Lucas. Ringing any bells now?

So what is ELSTREE 1976, well in truth ELSTREE 1976 is a documentary about the effect that Star Wars had on the lives of those involved in even the slightest of roles.

Star Wars made stars out of actors like Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher but there were many characters who had their faces hidden behind masks and helmets! No one would believe that this would go on to colour their lives even four decades later. ELSTREE 1976 gets in touch with some of the actors who made Star Wars what it was, but who are mostly invisible to the public at large. Some of the actors are just a step up from being extras, while others are featured players whose faces were hidden behind the masks that captured the imaginations of generations of viewers.

AN HUMBERSIDE WEREWOLF IN YORKSHIRE!!!

"no it's not the name of a new Werewolf film, although it would make a cracking title for a film"

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HALLOWEEN BUT CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO ASK?

GOT THE HALLOWEEN BLUES? SUFFERING FROM A HALLOWEEN HANGOVER? MISSING KIDS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR ASKING FOR SOME SHERBET DIP?

Well fear not cos here at Haunted Magazine, we have come up with the perfect antidote, the perfect prescribed paranormal paracetamol, an alternative and definitive history of Halloween, who started it, why is it still happening, what have those crazy Americans got to do with it and other stuff like that?